In a delay of a day, here’s an year-old drawing I made for portal’s birthday.
So, happy birthday you amazing and gorgeous video-game.
My mom just came in and told me that I should come help her cook because I’m the girl, therefore I belong in the kitchen with her. I have never wanted to punch someone more.
- me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
- me: gets in bed
- me: how was earth created
- me: who made microwaves
- me: how does the internet even work
- me: i'm hungry
- me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
- me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- me: too tired to sleep
I love when that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat
i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”