I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical
So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that
the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.
Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.
This post just keeps getting better and better.
Holy crap this is awesome.
my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies.
A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy.
Well, and the theory that sickness was spread through ‘miasma’, the bad smell itself. So the flowers were also to protect against sickness. The hats and coats and sticks were just part of a doctor’s uniform.